Halloween: That's When She Gets So Mean

...a psychopath and poor white trash is all she'll ever know... poor Bethie, is she alone today or did Howard pay a visit to crazy house with Beth's agents in tow to pose with her pretending she has anyone but paid friends? Oh, but did Princess Pariah tell us how she acquired a six toed cat from Florida and one that looks a bit like a Maine Coon? Oh, she gets so mean, don't bring it up as Beth continues to document her kitty cat dumping sessions on her bizarro world Instagram site and for quite some time now, requires the pigeons to start their own Instagram site praising Beth and the cat she dumped on them. 

Photo posted on Beth's Instagram
10/30/15.  Is the Hemingway Estate
in Key West, Florida missing one
of their six toed cats? Could be.

Beth also gets so mean when you change the name selected by she or Howard Stern, so she immediately wants that hashtag on the Instagram site set up in the cat's name they selected, don't go changing those names or there will be hell to pay! She gets really mean on that Bianca's Furry Friends Facebook site when you change the names of her cats! She points it out and so far it has worked, as no one has the courage anymore to change those stupid names Howard and Beth have bestowed on the snatched felines from god knows where since it's hard coming up with kittens since they are always adopted first with the old animals left behind that Beth could not care less about since they make horrible photo props. Beth gets credit for each cat she can prove she fostered and then dumped, much like scoring the coveted Blue Max during WWI, Beth is going for the top medal here with dumping a record number of cats onto her pigeon peasant public who have to be reminded she is famous for marrying Howard Stern and nothing else except that Don Imus called her a bimbo with herpes on his radio show in 2003 and he didn't get sued for it

Howard is still getting some mileage out of getting the boot from America's Got Talent (AGT) as he is reeling from the fact he is back to begging for work from television producers and cashing in some favors from his closet by offering to barter for gowns and wigs in exchange for another chance at a show. Howard needs to go to cable TV like his punch drunk thing that lays around Stalag Beth all day with the selfie camera up her nose. Cable has no ratings, not really, I mean it's another pay service like satellite radio, so that is an option Howard needs to look into. Dame Beth-Man is only here to help.

So, what about costumes for Halloween? We know Matt Lauer showed up on The Today Show in drag as usual since that is the closeted buddy buddy group Howard Stern is in, oh they are all so fun while Lauer's wife keeps filing for divorce and he has to keep buying her real estate to make her happy, much like the real estate Howard keeps buying for Beth O, wow, how similar their lives are. Beth is not letting up as she continues to badger the public for money to fund her personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends where she is the chief fundraiser and takes a nice chunk of public donations off the top so she can continue to pose for selfies on Instagram and pay for more storage on her Cuban refugee servant's iPhone so they can all be rich and famous off of public donations. Where is your kitten center at the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) Beth? Did you forget you are also the Chief Fundraiser for NSAL? Why not fund it yourself? Oh right, you and Howard have to save your cash to spread it around and cover up and hide any leaks to the press about your real lifestyles away from each other.

Savannah Guthrie and Matt Lauer on The Today Show in costume for Halloween, we think. 

We can't wait to see Heidi Klum's Halloween costume at her annual party tonight but she is still a super famous and an in demand model having appeared in person with that gorgeous co-model Angel Gabriel at Herald Square promoting Macy's on October 30 and their clothing line, INC International Concepts.

Where is that pumpkin head Beth who is living off of cats? Doing a lot of nothing as she continues to try and push her face on television and Howard Stern scrambles to get some dope to put him back on television...dopes spring eternal. 

Have a great day and even greater night, Beth Fans...